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Together Breakfast recipe

Ingredients:

  • Toaster
  • Toaster-make waffles
  • Maple syrup
  • Popcorn kernels
  • Popcorn bag (or regular brown bag)
  • Whipped cream
  • Strawberries

Making it:

  1. Put the toaster-make waffles in a toaster for 60 seconds. You need 4.
  2. Stack all four waffles loosely on top of the others.
  3. Pour maple syrup all over the waffles.
    1. Put the kernels of popcorn into a popcorn bag.
    2. Microwave the bag on high for 4 minutes.
    3. Take out the popcorn.
  4. Dump the popcorn on the waffles.
  5. Squeeze a dollop of whipped cream on the… abomination.
  6. Garnish with one PERFECTLY placed strawberry.

Enjoy!

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